Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Gay Planet

Gays are the perfect best friends a girl can ever have. They ogle at your boys but can never steal them. You can go to a fancy night out and rule out "serious" competition. They have high fashion and style IQ. You can tell them your dirtiest secrets and they'd make you feel better (that's not too dirty, wait til you hear about what I did...). They are always funny even when they're not trying. They are downright honest and brutally frank but their criticisms would always seem constructive in an odd kind of way.

Needless to say, I love being with gay people. They are funny, kinky, hilarious, dependable, and they can even pose as an emergency boyfie when that guy who dumped you passes by.

This is for all the gays out there.

And this is for that one person that I wish (has/will) never become one of those living in...

The Gay Planet.